it is hotter than a witch's crotch out here and it's suppose to be WINTER?! gee whiz man, thanks to the previous generations who attributed to global warming (i'll exclude myself out of this category because i listened to everything captain planet told me), i now have to wear summer gear in the month of february...that is an F MINUS!
pretty soon, the earth's entire water supply is going to vanish into thin air. that's not fair! (i didn't intend to get a rhyme scheme going) i rarely drink soda. when people ask me "what do you want to drink?" or "what's your favorite drink?" i reply WATER without missing a beat, plain and simple. please try to be "green" as possible, really, not because it's trendy, but for the sake of the planet and most of all to quench my demanding thirst for sweet, sweet H2O.
next on my grading book: mr. michael phelps!!! so, sir. eight olympic freaking gold medals is in deep dookie because a photo of him smoking a bong was printed on an u.k magazine. i guess, now we know what else was making him eat 8,000 to 10,000 calories during training days, eh? yes, he might loose a few million in endorsements, but he's still a hero in my eyes dammit.
F MINUS for any person that judges him solely on that bong charge, besides he was just doing it to give other swimmers a handicap. oooh~ burn!
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