Sunday, October 11, 2009
And I'm Back!...sort of
alright, so i usually blog on other people's failures, but since i haven't been really observing worthy failures, i thought i should post my blog clips that were rejected from Hyphen Magazine. enjoy :D
Monday, August 10, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
audio brainwash
i'm almost ashamed to say, but i really like the re-recorded song Jai Ho (You Are My Destiny) featuring the Pussycat Dolls. i know... shameful, shameful! damn it's catchy tune and uplifting beats! darn it's so bad, yet so good.
on to other news. who watches the watchmen? i did, last friday. i really didn't know what to expect exactly. i mean, i knew it was based off of a graphic novel and it dealt with superheroes. i didn't like it at first, but as the story unfolded i started to grasp the underlying theme behind it. this film investigates the image of the invincible superhero and takes them down from their ivory tower. it shows that they too have "real" problems and are just as vulnerable as the average civilian. i guess i don't have anything negative to say about the film, i mean it was well researched, constructed, and executed.
mtv's real world is a waste of time...F MINUS!
on to other news. who watches the watchmen? i did, last friday. i really didn't know what to expect exactly. i mean, i knew it was based off of a graphic novel and it dealt with superheroes. i didn't like it at first, but as the story unfolded i started to grasp the underlying theme behind it. this film investigates the image of the invincible superhero and takes them down from their ivory tower. it shows that they too have "real" problems and are just as vulnerable as the average civilian. i guess i don't have anything negative to say about the film, i mean it was well researched, constructed, and executed.
mtv's real world is a waste of time...F MINUS!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
unusual sighting
i was walking outside today when i noticed something that i normally don't see flying gracefully in the sky above me. three seagulls were circling about here in the dessert. aren't seagulls suppose to be near the sea? it gave me a sense of relief for some reason...maybe because it reminded me of the beach.F flat: i rear-ended a car while exiting a parking lot...f minus!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
wait a hot damn minute!
a 13 year old father, a bat shit crazy woman giving birth to octuplets (6 kids prior), and a cat shit crazy throwing the biggest tantrum at an international airport in hong kong without being apprehended at all...what is the world coming to? is this just a small taste of the mayan calendar's prediction of an apocalypse?
F sharp:
i was thinking of going in disguise whenever i can sub, what do you all suggest?
F flat:
facebook gets a F MINUS because they want to screw it's users once again. yes, first they completely change the facebook layout and told us to "deal with it" and now this! screw you! i'd really like to throw a [book] at mark zuckerberg's [face].
F sharp:
i was thinking of going in disguise whenever i can sub, what do you all suggest?
F flat:
facebook gets a F MINUS because they want to screw it's users once again. yes, first they completely change the facebook layout and told us to "deal with it" and now this! screw you! i'd really like to throw a [book] at mark zuckerberg's [face].
Monday, February 9, 2009
he was singing about it all along
pop r&b heart throb chris brown was released after posting a $50,000 bail in LA after "allegedly" assaulting his current boo rihanna in his car after the clive davis pre-grammy event. i looked up double mint fun's discography and his latest album is filled with track titles that sound like they may reflect his violent alter-ego.
violence is never the answer and that's what deserves the
F MINUS....but, it's funny in certain contexts such as this:
c.b: hey boo, kiss kiss me.
riri: shut up and drive chris.
c.b: hold up, i'm gonna take you down if you don't gimme whatcha got!
riri: don't push up on me or i'm going to break it off and call for SOS!
c.b: what b****? you think you can run it? oh imma take you down!
riri: disturbia!
violence is never the answer and that's what deserves the
F MINUS....but, it's funny in certain contexts such as this:
c.b: hey boo, kiss kiss me.
riri: shut up and drive chris.
c.b: hold up, i'm gonna take you down if you don't gimme whatcha got!
riri: don't push up on me or i'm going to break it off and call for SOS!
c.b: what b****? you think you can run it? oh imma take you down!
riri: disturbia!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
tanning it up!
it is hotter than a witch's crotch out here and it's suppose to be WINTER?! gee whiz man, thanks to the previous generations who attributed to global warming (i'll exclude myself out of this category because i listened to everything captain planet told me), i now have to wear summer gear in the month of february...that is an F MINUS!
pretty soon, the earth's entire water supply is going to vanish into thin air. that's not fair! (i didn't intend to get a rhyme scheme going) i rarely drink soda. when people ask me "what do you want to drink?" or "what's your favorite drink?" i reply WATER without missing a beat, plain and simple. please try to be "green" as possible, really, not because it's trendy, but for the sake of the planet and most of all to quench my demanding thirst for sweet, sweet H2O.
next on my grading book: mr. michael phelps!!! so, sir. eight olympic freaking gold medals is in deep dookie because a photo of him smoking a bong was printed on an u.k magazine. i guess, now we know what else was making him eat 8,000 to 10,000 calories during training days, eh? yes, he might loose a few million in endorsements, but he's still a hero in my eyes dammit.
F MINUS for any person that judges him solely on that bong charge, besides he was just doing it to give other swimmers a handicap. oooh~ burn!
pretty soon, the earth's entire water supply is going to vanish into thin air. that's not fair! (i didn't intend to get a rhyme scheme going) i rarely drink soda. when people ask me "what do you want to drink?" or "what's your favorite drink?" i reply WATER without missing a beat, plain and simple. please try to be "green" as possible, really, not because it's trendy, but for the sake of the planet and most of all to quench my demanding thirst for sweet, sweet H2O.
next on my grading book: mr. michael phelps!!! so, sir. eight olympic freaking gold medals is in deep dookie because a photo of him smoking a bong was printed on an u.k magazine. i guess, now we know what else was making him eat 8,000 to 10,000 calories during training days, eh? yes, he might loose a few million in endorsements, but he's still a hero in my eyes dammit.
F MINUS for any person that judges him solely on that bong charge, besides he was just doing it to give other swimmers a handicap. oooh~ burn!
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