the film slumdog millionaire captivated every possible human emotion that exists. if you haven't seen it, what are you doing sitting on your toosh? get a move on! if you have seen & thoroughly enjoyed the film "city of god", you're going to like S.D.M.
so where's the failing in this blog? well that goes to none other than S.D.M director mr. danny boyle of the U.K. talk about exploitation? you know those kids who played the main characters of the film? well they're still living in the slums of mumbai and reports say they were grossly underpaid!
not cool sir boyle, for that you get a big, bold....F MINUS!
how many awards did your film receieve and still continues to rack in the dough? take care of the people who helped bring your vision alive.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
doowop the mop
mtv's america's next best dance crew (abdc) is underway with another set of the same old dance crews from all over the country. what could be more exciting then this?
the unfortunate tragedy that is called lil mama... F MINUS!
it's almost like watching a baby walking around a well, you just don't know what's going to happen with that girl. you either show pity and wish you could help her or cover your eyes, but can not resist a good peek. not only does her eloquent use of the english language entertain me, which by the way i have dubbed "lil mama gramma", but her "frontin" meter is off the charts. she cried on the first taping of the season and i busted out in laughter because i thought she was trying to be ugly when commenting on a crew from her hometown (brooklyn, ny). the weeping and yowling was reminiscent of a dying giraffe and someone being "accidently" shot by dick cheney.
dear lil mama,
your lipgloss is not poppin, so please stop frontin. oh and please get a new stylist because you look like bow wow with a mop wig on.
sincerely,
vTs
the unfortunate tragedy that is called lil mama... F MINUS!
it's almost like watching a baby walking around a well, you just don't know what's going to happen with that girl. you either show pity and wish you could help her or cover your eyes, but can not resist a good peek. not only does her eloquent use of the english language entertain me, which by the way i have dubbed "lil mama gramma", but her "frontin" meter is off the charts. she cried on the first taping of the season and i busted out in laughter because i thought she was trying to be ugly when commenting on a crew from her hometown (brooklyn, ny). the weeping and yowling was reminiscent of a dying giraffe and someone being "accidently" shot by dick cheney.
dear lil mama,
your lipgloss is not poppin, so please stop frontin. oh and please get a new stylist because you look like bow wow with a mop wig on.
sincerely,
vTs
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
bromance & an incompetent harpy
so i went into the masters and advanced credentials office @ the college of education to make sure that they had everything good to go as i prepare to fly into the "real world", only to be blocked by a wretched, shrew of a harpy named shani r. sims. that's right, she rightfully deserves an evaluation because quite frankly her attitude is for shits and her service grade should fall somewhere along the lines of, let's see..... F MINUS!
not only does she eat her own damn words, but she looks stupid. shut your face and yeah, keep stuffing it with that kfc chicken pot pie of yours while you're "working". not only is eating on the job unprofessional, it's disgusting watching you eat period. if anyone needs to get laid off because of the current economy, it shouldn't be the thousands upon thousands at these companies, it should be that "i don't know right from left" miss sims. you know what, you deserve a F MINUS in my grade book for the entire year.
in media culture news:
the mtv show "bromance" starring brody "what's his face" jenner....
F MINUS! nuff said.
vTs
not only does she eat her own damn words, but she looks stupid. shut your face and yeah, keep stuffing it with that kfc chicken pot pie of yours while you're "working". not only is eating on the job unprofessional, it's disgusting watching you eat period. if anyone needs to get laid off because of the current economy, it shouldn't be the thousands upon thousands at these companies, it should be that "i don't know right from left" miss sims. you know what, you deserve a F MINUS in my grade book for the entire year.
in media culture news:
the mtv show "bromance" starring brody "what's his face" jenner....
F MINUS! nuff said.
vTs
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
the failing begins!
why not start a blog to make my mark on the magical monolith that is the internet? never mind formalities and syntax, matter of fact, screw it! as long as it looks and sounds nice. it is my disposition to use lower cases when i type, because i like to use the caps lock button for EMPHASIS! the instructor of the media culture now commences his grading.
aretha franklin sang at the president's inauguration today... F MINUS!
love that big mama and all, but that performance was sub(sandwich)par.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T dammit!
vTs
aretha franklin sang at the president's inauguration today... F MINUS!
love that big mama and all, but that performance was sub(sandwich)par.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T dammit!
vTs
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