wait a hot damn minute!

a 13 year old father, a bat shit crazy woman giving birth to octuplets (6 kids prior), and a cat shit crazy throwing the biggest tantrum at an international airport in hong kong without being apprehended at all...what is the world coming to? is this just a small taste of the mayan calendar's prediction of an apocalypse?

F sharp:
i was thinking of going in disguise whenever i can sub, what do you all suggest?

F flat:
facebook gets a F MINUS because they want to screw it's users once again. yes, first they completely change the facebook layout and told us to "deal with it" and now this! screw you! i'd really like to throw a [book] at mark zuckerberg's [face].

he was singing about it all along

pop r&b heart throb chris brown was released after posting a $50,000 bail in LA after "allegedly" assaulting his current boo rihanna in his car after the clive davis pre-grammy event. i looked up double mint fun's discography and his latest album is filled with track titles that sound like they may reflect his violent alter-ego.

violence is never the answer and that's what deserves the
F MINUS....but, it's funny in certain contexts such as this:

c.b: hey boo, kiss kiss me.
riri: shut up and drive chris.
c.b: hold up, i'm gonna take you down if you don't gimme whatcha got!
riri: don't push up on me or i'm going to break it off and call for SOS!
c.b: what b****? you think you can run it? oh imma take you down!
riri: disturbia!

tanning it up!

it is hotter than a witch's crotch out here and it's suppose to be WINTER?! gee whiz man, thanks to the previous generations who attributed to global warming (i'll exclude myself out of this category because i listened to everything captain planet told me), i now have to wear summer gear in the month of february...that is an F MINUS!

pretty soon, the earth's entire water supply is going to vanish into thin air. that's not fair! (i didn't intend to get a rhyme scheme going) i rarely drink soda. when people ask me "what do you want to drink?" or "what's your favorite drink?" i reply WATER without missing a beat, plain and simple. please try to be "green" as possible, really, not because it's trendy, but for the sake of the planet and most of all to quench my demanding thirst for sweet, sweet H2O.

next on my grading book: mr. michael phelps!!! so, sir. eight olympic freaking gold medals is in deep dookie because a photo of him smoking a bong was printed on an u.k magazine. i guess, now we know what else was making him eat 8,000 to 10,000 calories during training days, eh? yes, he might loose a few million in endorsements, but he's still a hero in my eyes dammit.

F MINUS for any person that judges him solely on that bong charge, besides he was just doing it to give other swimmers a handicap. oooh~ burn!